he puts the penis in happiness.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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