was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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