i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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