She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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