My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
