new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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