This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so let's talk penis.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have already put on my inside pants.
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