yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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