And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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