I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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