so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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