Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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