i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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