I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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