I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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