She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
