I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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