All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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