Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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