Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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