And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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