you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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