Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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