it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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