new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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