She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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