We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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