is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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