im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Randomize