Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
All I want is dick and wine.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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