i think my mom watched the whole time
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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