Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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