You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
