i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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