so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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