Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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