I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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