you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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