i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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