So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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