I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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