She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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