Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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