I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
