So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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