hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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