Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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