Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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