Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
