Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
