You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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