No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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