that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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