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i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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