You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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