is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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