His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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