Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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