just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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