tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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