hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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