Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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